anti twilight :D

so yea, that was my day, i can now tell my friend i know every excruciating detail of twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn
Oh and that not all i guess i am just lucky, i was told about Midnight Sun too even though i hasn't (and hopefully will never be) published

[edit] watch this you will laugh just like i did [link]

"OMG Lolly and then Jacob falls in love with their child as soon as he sees her, isn't that SOOOO CUTE!!11!one1!"

<< (me) seriously what the hell pedo much, but before i could say anything-

"Renesmee is half vampire half human so she will grow super fast and then stay looking like she's 17"

Me" wait a sec i thought you guys told me she stopped growing at the age of 7"

"She does but she will look 17"

Me"So Jacob Is in love with a 7 year old... do you guys not see how creepy that is?"

"yea he's in love with her he imprinted on her, and besides she looks 17"

Me" so its alright if he is IN LOVE with a 7 YEAR OLD AS LONG AS SHE LOOKS 17?"

"YES!1!!one1!!!1"


school sux comic [link]